PRIMITIVE STONE AGE GUYS
lyrics © 2001 Jonathan Turner, Robin Holly, Paul Estin
(v. 2001/09/16)
ttto "Sensitive New Age Guys" by Christine Lavin, from the album 
"Attainable Love"


A Bb0 Bm7 E...

A Bb0 Bm7 E / Amaj7 C#m Cm Bm E
Who likes to talk with lots of grunting? [gruntingly] Primitive Stone Age Guys!
Who's into fishing?  Into hunting?  Primitive Stone Age Guys!
Who sits around dressed like they've been boxing?  Primitive Stone Age Guys!
Who are hard to tell from oxen?  Primitive Stone Age Guys!

D Dm A F#7	Who like to belch at weddings?
		Who like sports involving sweating?
B7tac B7tac 	Who tape pro wrestling on their VCRs?
E7 F7 E7 	Who's got"Insured by Smith and Wesson" on their cars?
A Bb0 Bm7 E	Unh-unh unh-unh.  Unh-unh unh-unh-unh.

Whose first names are "Billy Earl Joe Bob"?  Primitive Stone Age Guys!
Who likes movies with machine guns, violence and the mob?  Pr. Stone Age Guys!
Whose consciousness is lost by drinkin'?  Primitive Stone Age Guys!
Who calls you a wimp if he sees ya thinkin'? [*]  Primitive Stone Age Guys!

D Dm A F#7	Who think vegetables are suspicious?
		Who eat sloppy joes without any dishes?
B7tac B7tac 	Who thinks "looked at me funny" is reason for a brawl?
E7 F7 E7 x 	Who doesn't know who plays in Sym-pho-ny Hall?
A Bb0 Bm7 E...	Unh-unh unh-unh...
(Hey, guys, do you know who plays in Symphony Hall?)
(Uh... the Steelers?) 
(Good answer!)

A Bb0 Bm7 E / Amaj7 C#m Cm Bm Bbm E
Who likes music that's... karaoke?  Primitive Stone Age Guys!
(Hum, hold up card with "Who likes music that's karaoke?") Pr. St. Age Guys!
Who's heard rumors of HER orgasm?
 [Guys silently look at each other, puzzled.  Pause.]
Who goes to sleep the moment he has ‘em
 [enthusiastically] Primitive Stone Age Guys!

D Dm		Who thinks "dining out" means Denny's?
A F#7		Who knows he HAS kids, but not how man-y?
E7 F7 E7	Who always sings on sing-alongs even when they--
[Sudden realization:] Hey!  We're Stone Age Guys!  We don't do sing-alongs!
[Stomp away]

Amaj7 C#m Cm Bm Bbmaj7 Amaj7 
Primitive Stone Age Guy-y-ys!


Bm7=x20202.  Amaj7=x02120 or x7765x.  C#m=xx6654.  F#7: (2t)x2320.  F7: 
(1t)0121x.
[*] alternative: "Who spots a pretty gal and can't stop winkin'"
Still missing: something about "cooking means BBQ".  Hmm...